Today I'm linking up with Holly and Amy for Vacation Dreaming. I love this linkup because I realllllllllly wanna vacationnnnnnnn!!!! I can't tell you how difficult it is to go to work at a 5 star resort on the beach every day and go home to a trailer park. Yup. That's my life!!! (Side note: Tonight I get to do my familiarity stay so I get to stay in the hotel [with my visiting sorority sister] eat at the restaurant, do whatever the eff I want, and check out tomorrow. Then come to work haha. And I get a spa treatment too but we're holding off on that).
My dad continued to complain the entire time, referring to all the other cruisers as "lemmings" (the little rodents that all follow each other off a cliff) who can't think for themselves and of course he complained we wouldn't let him wear his crocs to the dining room, then he offended another family at our dinner table in a drunken stupor, and THEN...this is the kicker, y'all................he sent me to get my nails done (my one and only present the entire trip) and asked how long I thought it would last. I didn't think too far into that since we had to be at dinner shortly after, and I thought he was just being a planner (wrong). I said about 45 minutes. I guess I came back 40 minutes later and the sign on the door said "please service." I swung the door open and heard my stepmom laughing hysterically and saw my dad's naked ass fly off the other side of the bed. Then he said "what's the sign on the door say?!" And I said "service please (you fucking idiot)" and that's when he realized he'd put the wrong sign on the door. I didn't speak to either of them the rest of the night.
This is the only picture I have from that trip. There are more, I just don't have them:
|Try not to get blinded by my translucent legs.|
|I did a lot of this...|
|...collected lots of sanddollars....|
|...and found a sea sponge! It's still on display in my dad's house.|
|That's some historic lighthouse. Notice how it leans. BTW, can|
you tell I started tanning by this point???
|Monterrosso's Beach in Italy. Still never got to go to Europe.|
|Hawaiiiiiiii!!! I wanna go so badddd!!!!|
I'll take lots of pictures for you all tonight. I really do work at a beautiful place.
On that note, I'll shut up now and start reading about everyone else's vacations!!!
Ta ta for now, friends.