Please let me tell this story. It's funny. So we were standing at a bar-height table at the bar and we'd all had a few drinks, but none of us were sloppy. This (very large) girl (who didn't look like she should or would want to be in a country bar) walked by (looking a hot mess in a strapless dress with a regular bra and boots that were too tight) and literally almost knocked me and Caitlin over with her ass. No apology. No excuse me. Nothing. Caitlin said something and I said "uhhhh excuse that girl," and laughed and sat down. I saw the girl out of the corner of my eye with her stringbean little boyfriend glaring at us from the front door and me being the sass queen that I am I smiled and waved at her. She then proceeded to stomp over to me and get about three inches from my face (I kinda thought she was trying to make out with me) and ramble some drunk slurs about how I'm a bitch and bla bla bla, and I just sat there laughing with everyone else.
|For real, this was me.|
This only pissed her off more and she said "I'm gonna punch you in the face!" To which I replied............. "do it :)" with that smile on my face.
|Pretty sure this was her plan!|
Anyway. Saturday we went wine tasting again but in Temecula, so Caitlin could get the full experience.
|Those tiaras are $20. I wanted it so bad but couldn't justify the money.|
Then one of the bartenders took it off the rack and removed the sticker
and gave it to me. My life was made. I can't wait to wear it on Thursday!
|Love my momma.|
|For some reason I can't manage a car ride home from wine|
tasting without dancing.
So anyway. I hope you all had a fantastic weekend and stayed away from crazy bitches in the bar.